What Chuck Does

Funky Lettuce

Welp, I really screwed up this time.

I had a salad last night where the lettuce had already turned brown and gotten kinda slimy. Didn’t think twice and ate it.

I’m paying for it big time now. I want to throw up. I’m super cold (and I’m wearing 5 layers of clothes right now). My stomach feels horrible. I’m really nauseous.

Now I’m sitting upright because lying down is bad for me. I need the poison to pass through my system.