Wednesday, 27 Aug 2008
Come on, man. Lie to me, Jerry! What the fuck you doing, Jerry? Put a stick in the kid’s back, prop him up or some shit!
Come on, call Steven Spielberg. Get some special effects on this shit! Get George Lucas on the case! CGl, motherfucker!
What the fuck! Tie some string around him, make a cripple puppet or some shit.
Lie to me!
— Chris Rock (and how I feel when I step on the scale)
posted at 9:48pm
