Friday, 5 Sep 2008
Old Drivers Are Dangerous
I was walking in Bora Bora today when a bike almost hit me from my left. I gave the rider a long and vehement “WTF!” look as I walked by and noticed that she was an old lady around 183 years old (but for some reason resembled my good friend Larry). I was going to give her/him the one-finger salute, but I thought, “Nah, screw it… she/he’s old”. Then I changed my mind because she/he totally deserved it, so I cut in front of it and gave the best two middle fingers I’ve ever given anyone. Very satisfying.
GET LARRY OFF THE ROAD. He’s a maniac!
Just for you Larry. :) For those of you who are confused read this.
posted at 12:11am
