What Chuck Does

Backsolving the High

I experienced something incredibly strange yesterday. I was high from the point I woke up around 11:30am to about 3pm. Now let me qualify “high”. I woke up literally singing and dancing. I was happy completely awake and partying from the moment I opened my eyes. Now this isn’t unusual if you’ve been snorting cocaine all morning but I wasn’t (in fact I have never snorted cocaine in my entire life). I was out the night-before and had been sleeping off the alcohol. What’s even stranger is that I had no hangover, wasn’t tired, and was not dehydrated/sick. About the only after-effect I experienced yesterday from the night-before was a bit of haziness of the mind. Otherwise I was pretty much completely normal, as much as can be possible for me. After my high I didn’t “crash”, fall asleep, or anything else.

Here’s what I had to drink:
3 shots of Scotch with pomegranate tea
2 shots of Scotch on the rocks
2 or 3 whiskey Cokes
1 shot of Jaeger something
1 shot of Tequila

Here’s what I had to eat:
2 McDonald’s cheeseburgers (before)
1 McDonald’s french fries (before)
1 slice of Pepperoni pizza (after)

That’s it. Unless the bartender slipped some drugs in my drinks I guess the secret is to eat McDonald’s before going out!